Sexy joke

Boy: Abbu k office me roj Namaaz hoti hai.

Ammi: Ye to achchi baat he.
Boy: Lekin Abbu ki aawaj nahi aati.
Sirf unki secretary
'Ya Allah,Ya Allah'
kehti hai

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Ali ko 3 bachche hue
ali ne naam rakha-

hasrat ali
harkat ali
barkat ali

10 mahino baad 2 bachche or hue,
biwi ne naam rakhe-

BAS-KAR-ALI
REHAM-KAR-ALI.

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Santa paaji goes to Dubai Night Club & has Sex with a Muslim Hottie ....
Girl enjoys n makes noises - Ooh, aah,ya allah,ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik....
Annoyed Santa
"Aisa karo, tusi pelle Namaaz padh lo"....

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A Marwari has Sex every alternate day, his friends asks why don't U do every day?
Marwari replies baba,1 din to Condom sukhane mein lag jata hai ni!!!

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Ek Budha or Budhi sex kerne lage, sex start hua
Budhi: Daal diya kya?
Budha: ha lagta to yahi hai
Budhi: Acha to phir Aahh Aahh aah