Khelna sikh liya ab toh dard se

Khelna Seekh Liya Ab Toh Dard Se Humne Jeena Seekh Liya Bewafai Ke Sath Ab Toh
Dil Kis Kadar Toota Hai Kya Bataayein Hum Marne Se Pehle Kafan Odhna Sikh Liya Humne…

Mahal teri umeed ka dhahne nahi diya

Mahal teri umeed ka dhahne nahi diya, Gum zdaa hu main kisi ko kahne nahi diya, Nao ho yakin to puchlo in aanhko se, Ek aansu bhi in aankho se bahne nahi diya…

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka..

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…

Diwali special joke

Wife- tame kiddhu tu ne without reason daru nai peevo ...

Husband- arre havve diwali avse to rocket fodva bottle joise ke  nai???
Nonsense!!!

Aj khuda se bat hui

Aaj khuda Se Mulaqat hui,
Thodi si apke bare me baat hui,
Mene apke bare me pucha ye insan kaisa h?
khuda bola-Rishta bna e..rkhna bilkul mere jesa hai.
Good morning

Yado ke is bawar me ak pal mera ho

Yado ke is bhawar me ek pal mera ho,Fulo ke is chaman me ek gul mera ho khuda kare ki jab aap yad karo apno ko to un apno me ek NAAM mera  ho..

Ap ki rat ki suruat achi ho.

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho, Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke, Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho…

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum… Good Night All Friends

Funny joke

1 ladki k paas ek unknown
call aayi..
.
.
.
Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? .
Ladki:"yes... b ut who are
u.. ??
.
Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata
hu.. After few second once again unknown
call
.
Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
.
Ladki:"no i dont.. .
Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ??
.
Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha
bhai hai..
. Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@
"bas aaj to tu gayi....

Kamyabi kabi badi nahi hoti pane wale bade hote hai

Kamyabi kabhi badi nahi hoti, Pane wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Darar kabhi badi nahi hoti, Bharne wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Itihaas ke har panne par likha hai, Dosti kabhi badi nahi hoti, Nibhane wale hamesha bade hote hai…

Dosti ak sahil hai

Dosti to ek sahil hai tufanon ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armanon ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye, Dosti ek khwaish hai aap jaisa dost paane ke liye…

Dosti ak nagma hai jise gunnata hu me

Dosti ek nagama hai jise gungunata hun mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai,
Akele jindagi kat nahi sakti hai, Isiliye aap jaise pyare dost ko banata hun mai…

Viswas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge

Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,
Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge, Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge…

Yeh dosti meri nahi hamari hai

Yeh dosti meri nahi hamari hai.. tabhi to sab rishton se pyari hai.. zururi nahi doston se roz milna hai.. tabhi to Shayari ka silsila jaari hai …

Intazar to ab bhi tumhara kiya katte hai

Intezar to ab bhi tumhara kiya karte hain, Tumhare ane ki aas kiya karte hain, Hamari dosti hichkiyon ki mouhtaj nahi dost, Tumhe sanso ke saath yaad kiya karte hain…

Sexy joke

Boy: Abbu k office me roj Namaaz hoti hai.

Ammi: Ye to achchi baat he.
Boy: Lekin Abbu ki aawaj nahi aati.
Sirf unki secretary
'Ya Allah,Ya Allah'
kehti hai

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Ali ko 3 bachche hue
ali ne naam rakha-

hasrat ali
harkat ali
barkat ali

10 mahino baad 2 bachche or hue,
biwi ne naam rakhe-

BAS-KAR-ALI
REHAM-KAR-ALI.

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Santa paaji goes to Dubai Night Club & has Sex with a Muslim Hottie ....
Girl enjoys n makes noises - Ooh, aah,ya allah,ya..aah khuda, lillaah, ya ali, ya mere maaaaalik....
Annoyed Santa
"Aisa karo, tusi pelle Namaaz padh lo"....

y
A Marwari has Sex every alternate day, his friends asks why don't U do every day?
Marwari replies baba,1 din to Condom sukhane mein lag jata hai ni!!!

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Ek Budha or Budhi sex kerne lage, sex start hua
Budhi: Daal diya kya?
Budha: ha lagta to yahi hai
Budhi: Acha to phir Aahh Aahh aah

After cricket match

Meanwhile in dressing room
aftermatch:
Virat: "Abey mujhe kis
chutiye ne bola ki target 460 hain.

Yahi khubsurat dosti ka nata hai

Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka nata he Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata he Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nai Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata he

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…

Hamm aise ashik hai sms

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Socked answer sms

Just received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me " Sir I have two openings for you"

My instant response was " Yes I know"

There was a long silence and then she hung up..

Teri dosti ham is tarah nibhayenge

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,

Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…

Best lines said by a friend

Best lines said by a friend “I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but I can only promise that I will never let u face them alone”

Dosti ki dastan sms

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,

tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,
jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega..

Dur rahkar bhi duria badhya nahi karte

Dur rahkar un dooriyo ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne dost ko is tarah sataya nahi karte,
Jise har vakt khyaal ho aapka,

Apni aawaaz ke liye use is tarah tarsaya nahi karate….

Aj kal unko yad dilana padta hai

Mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gham chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi unke hum bhi the dost,
Aaj kal unhe yaad dilana padta hai…

Phone ke riste bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

Eid mubarak sms

Suraj ki kirne, Taron ki bahar, Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyar, Har Ghari ap raho khushal. Usi tarha Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh teyohar! Happy Eid Mubarak.

Pyar kya hota hai ham nahi jante-sad love sms

Pyar kya hota hai hum nehi jante zindgi ko hum apna nahi mante gum itna mila hai k ehsaas nahi ab koi v pyar par hume viswas nahi…

Diwali dua sms

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish you a very Happy Diwali 2013!

Ye Dil hai ki manta nahi

Ye Dil Hai Ki Manta Nhi,
Aapke Bina Rhna Janta Nhi,
Ek Aap Ho Jo Kbhi Milte Nhi,
Ager Milte To Ye Aapko Bol Pata "Wo Aap Hi To Jiske Bgair Ye Jeena Tak Janta Nhi"

Paker tumhe sapne sach lagne lage

Pakar Tumhe Sapne Sach Lagne Lage Ajnabi Se Thay Jo Kabi Aaj Apne Lagne Lage
Hota Nahi Yakin Khud Ki Kismat Par Dhadkano Me Bas Kar Wo Ab Hamari Jan Lagne Lage.

Aap pe hi khatm sari chahat hogi

Aap Pe Hi Khatm Sari Chahat Hogi.

Phir Na Kisi Pe Ye Inayat Hogi.

Kuch Is Tarah Karenge Yaad Apko.

Na Apko Khabar Na Zamane Ko Shikayat Hogi.

Aj pyari si subah boli

Aaj pyari se subah boli,
Utth dekh kya nazara hein....
Par meine bola, pehele usko to sms karoon jo subeh se bhi pyaara hein!!!
Good Morning!!

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
phool khilte hai aapki aahat se, Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se. Good morning.

Agar me had se gujar jau sms

Ager Main Hadd Se Gujar Jaun, To Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena.
Tere Dil Me Utarr Jaun, To Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena,
Yoohin Gusse Mein Aksar Daat Dena To Aadat Hai Hamari,
Daat Ke Tumhe Main Apni Baahon Main Bhar Loon To Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena..!!

Gujrati patel joke

USA thi Patel no email avyo.
"Hello, Motabhai ahiya Kantikaka gujri gaya che,body kofin ma moklu chu. Kofin ma osika niche tamara mate 2 jeans moklu chu. Nana pocket ma hira ni viti che, body na daba hathe, Rado ni watch che, te Naresh kaka mate moklu chu. Pag ma Reebok na shoes,Parth mate che. Shital ane Swati ni Make up kit, shirt ma che. Coat na khisa ma Blackbarry ane iPhone che. Biju kai mangavu hoy to jaldi kejo. Manju kaki pan serious che.....

Eiid mubark

Eid Mubarak..May Allah bless you and your loved ones abundantly on this auspicious and special day with lots of happiness,barakah and contentment..with aafiyah!

Boys and girl miss you sms

Boy: I Missed You..
Girl: I Missed You Too..
Both Fell Silent & Then
The Girl Said,
Girl: Thank You !!
Boy: For What ??
Girl: For Giving Me Back My Life.. Boy Smiled And Said: Then Thank U For Starting Mine.

Sweet heart sms

When God Made Parts, He Thought Of Hearts, And For Each Heart A Sweetheart. And Among Those Sweethearts He Made One Sweetest Heart, And THAT'S YOU…Miss you.