Diwali special joke

Wife- tame kiddhu tu ne without reason daru nai peevo ...

Husband- arre havve diwali avse to rocket fodva bottle joise ke  nai???
Nonsense!!!

Funny joke

1 ladki k paas ek unknown
call aayi..
.
.
.
Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? .
Ladki:"yes... b ut who are
u.. ??
.
Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata
hu.. After few second once again unknown
call
.
Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ??
.
Ladki:"no i dont.. .
Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ??
.
Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha
bhai hai..
. Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@
"bas aaj to tu gayi....

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